beware of phil's bearing chocolate

phil offered me a chocolate bar which i accepted. bad call. it was really below standard. i should have realised that here.

Bad Chocky

I thought it was my lucky day today. After procuring a chocolate from the vending machine, to my delight I found that the generous machine expelled two rather than one products.

I gave the second item to Damo. My heart was in the right place, but was dissappointed when Damo told me it tasted horrible. I too confirmed his findings once I tasted my chocolate.

I hope today moves quickly

Extreme expectations

Every day, you battle with the plan
trying to get that software in the can
It will take six months to set the bird free
and you're being told to do it in three

All I can say to things like that
is the chances of success are very fat
You can twist it around as many ways you can
You can't turn a turtle into a fan

sunshine

the sun was out and blessed us with it's sunshine today. unfortunately we do not have a code for this, so someone will have to pay...