How are you ?

To say that I'm bored out of my fragile little mind would merely be a walk down the garden path of understatement. Before me is a enough paperwork to drive me to self-harm using my biro. Around me is enough wanky management speak to force me to expel the contents of my bowels upon my desk.
I am sedated only by the expectation of the weekend, and the massive hangover from last night's appointment with a bottle of Jamesons.
Apart from that I'm doing really well thanks.