Ode of the Day

"Rage"

Is that a Koala bear ?
What the fark do I care ?
Have I chatted with Sir Les ?
Do you know farkin' Father Ted ?

I don't have a roo
back in Wooloomoloo
I don't know Peter Harvey
or put shrimps on the barbie

I just travellin Aussie
Tryin to hang with the posse
It's hard face John Howard
is our most publicised coward

Have you met Posh and Becks ?
Are you a Beafeater with a frilly neck ?
If not, you see where I stand
Alone, not holding Paul Hogan's hand